{"product_id":"dad-you-re-welcome-funny-father-s-day-greeting-card","title":"Dad, You’re Welcome – Funny Father’s Day Greeting Card","description":"\u003ch2 data-start=\"835\" data-end=\"862\"\u003e💌 Dad, You’re Welcome\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"863\" data-end=\"905\"\u003e– Because Let’s Be Honest… He Owes You\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"907\" data-end=\"1140\"\u003eForget the emotional monologues and mushy poems.\u003cbr data-start=\"955\" data-end=\"958\"\u003eThis is the card for the child who \u003cem data-start=\"993\" data-end=\"1000\"\u003eknows\u003c\/em\u003e they’re the real Father’s Day gift.\u003cbr data-start=\"1036\" data-end=\"1039\"\u003eThe kind of kid who walks into the room and instantly improves his life — and isn’t afraid to say it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1142\" data-end=\"1251\"\u003eThis card doesn’t say “I love you.”\u003cbr data-start=\"1177\" data-end=\"1180\"\u003eIt says: \u003cem data-start=\"1189\" data-end=\"1251\"\u003e“You’re welcome for existing. You hit the jackpot, old man.”\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1253\" data-end=\"1256\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"1258\" data-end=\"1289\"\u003e🧠 Why He’ll Lowkey Love It:\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1291\" data-end=\"1568\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1291\" data-end=\"1353\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1293\" data-end=\"1353\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1293\" data-end=\"1309\"\u003eWitty \u0026amp; Bold\u003c\/strong\u003e – For the dad who’d rather roast than cry\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1354\" data-end=\"1430\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1356\" data-end=\"1430\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1356\" data-end=\"1378\"\u003eHigh-Quality Print\u003c\/strong\u003e – Sharp, clean, premium stock he’ll actually keep\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1431\" data-end=\"1496\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1433\" data-end=\"1496\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1433\" data-end=\"1449\"\u003eBlank Inside\u003c\/strong\u003e – Say something meaningful or go full banter\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1497\" data-end=\"1568\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1499\" data-end=\"1568\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1499\" data-end=\"1517\"\u003e3 Size Options\u003c\/strong\u003e – Pick your sass level (compact, classic, or bold)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1570\" data-end=\"1573\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"1575\" data-end=\"1592\"\u003e📏 Card Specs:\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1594\" data-end=\"1771\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1594\" data-end=\"1644\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1596\" data-end=\"1644\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1596\" data-end=\"1602\"\u003eA6\u003c\/strong\u003e – Pocket-sized cheek. Small but savage.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1645\" data-end=\"1708\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1647\" data-end=\"1708\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1647\" data-end=\"1655\"\u003eA5\u003c\/strong\u003e – Classic, clean, and ready to frame out of guilt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1709\" data-end=\"1771\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1711\" data-end=\"1771\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1711\" data-end=\"1717\"\u003eA4 \u003c\/strong\u003e– Make it a \u003cem data-start=\"1730\" data-end=\"1739\"\u003emoment.\u003c\/em\u003e This one lands like a mic drop.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1773\" data-end=\"1972\"\u003eEach card is printed on thick, professional cardstock and comes with a kraft envelope — so you can pretend you were organised and thoughtful when, really, this card did all the heavy lifting for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1974\" data-end=\"1977\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"1979\" data-end=\"1997\"\u003e🎯 Perfect For:\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1999\" data-end=\"2262\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1999\" data-end=\"2027\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2001\" data-end=\"2027\"\u003eDads who can take a joke\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2028\" data-end=\"2076\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2030\" data-end=\"2076\"\u003eStepdads who deserve a wink instead of a sob\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2077\" data-end=\"2161\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2079\" data-end=\"2161\"\u003eFather figures with a dry sense of humor and \u003cem data-start=\"2124\" data-end=\"2159\"\u003equestionable parenting techniques\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2162\" data-end=\"2262\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2164\" data-end=\"2262\"\u003eAdult children who don’t do emotional but still want to say “cheers for not totally messing me up”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2264\" data-end=\"2267\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"2269\" data-end=\"2287\"\u003e🏆 The Message:\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2289\" data-end=\"2371\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2289\" data-end=\"2299\"\u003eFront:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"2299\" data-end=\"2302\"\u003e\u003cem data-start=\"2302\" data-end=\"2371\"\u003e“Dad. You’re Welcome. Without me, today would just be another day.”\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2373\" data-end=\"2494\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2373\" data-end=\"2384\"\u003eInside:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"2384\" data-end=\"2387\"\u003eTotally blank — so you can go full roast mode, keep it sweet, or just sign your name like the icon you are.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2496\" data-end=\"2499\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"2501\" data-end=\"2525\"\u003e🚚 Shipping \u0026amp; Returns\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"2527\" data-end=\"2692\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2527\" data-end=\"2567\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2529\" data-end=\"2567\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2529\" data-end=\"2565\"\u003eOrders ship in 1–3 business days\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2568\" data-end=\"2605\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2570\" data-end=\"2605\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2570\" data-end=\"2586\"\u003eUK Delivery:\u003c\/strong\u003e 2–5 working days\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2606\" data-end=\"2692\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2608\" data-end=\"2692\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2608\" data-end=\"2626\"\u003eInternational:\u003c\/strong\u003e 7–14 working days (customs can be unpredictable — just like dads)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2694\" data-end=\"2848\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2694\" data-end=\"2721\"\u003eReturns? Damaged order?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"2721\" data-end=\"2724\"\u003eNo stress. Email \u003cstrong data-start=\"2741\" data-end=\"2761\"\u003e\u003ca data-start=\"2743\" data-end=\"2759\" class=\"cursor-pointer\" rel=\"noopener\"\u003ehello@keolix.com\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e within 7 days and we’ll sort it faster than your dad can fall asleep mid-conversation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2850\" data-end=\"2997\"\u003eWe accept returns on non-personalized items within 14 days. Item must be in original condition. Buyer covers return postage unless we’ve messed up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2999\" data-end=\"3002\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"3004\" data-end=\"3018\"\u003e💡 Pro Tip:\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3020\" data-end=\"3162\"\u003ePair this card with literally \u003cem data-start=\"3050\" data-end=\"3060\"\u003eanything\u003c\/em\u003e — a bottle of something strong, a new mug, or just the satisfaction of knowing you nailed the moment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3164\" data-end=\"3262\"\u003eIt’s more than just a card.\u003cbr data-start=\"3191\" data-end=\"3194\"\u003eIt’s a \u003cstrong data-start=\"3201\" data-end=\"3221\"\u003egentle ego check\u003c\/strong\u003e wrapped in sarcasm and sealed with love.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"3264\" data-end=\"3267\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"3269\" data-end=\"3301\"\u003e🖤 From the KEOLIX Collection\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3303\" data-end=\"3405\"\u003eWe specialize in cards that speak fluent sarcasm, say the quiet part out loud, and look good doing it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3407\" data-end=\"3550\"\u003eGot a dad who’s more Gordon Ramsay than Gordon Lightfoot?\u003cbr data-start=\"3464\" data-end=\"3467\"\u003eWe got you.\u003cbr data-start=\"3478\" data-end=\"3481\"\u003eExplore our full Father’s Day range for more cheek, charm, and chaos.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"3552\" data-end=\"3555\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3557\" data-end=\"3658\"\u003e🛒 Add to cart.\u003cbr data-start=\"3572\" data-end=\"3575\"\u003eRemind him who the real MVP is.\u003cbr data-start=\"3606\" data-end=\"3609\"\u003eAnd if he doesn’t laugh? 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