{"product_id":"it-is-your-birthday-funny-minimalist-office-card","title":"It Is Your Birthday – Funny Minimalist Office Card","description":"\u003ch2 data-start=\"837\" data-end=\"866\"\u003e🎈 “It Is Your Birthday”\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"867\" data-end=\"920\"\u003e– The Most Emotionally Neutral Birthday Card Ever\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"922\" data-end=\"1009\"\u003eStraight to the point.\u003cbr data-start=\"944\" data-end=\"947\"\u003eNo frills.\u003cbr data-start=\"957\" data-end=\"960\"\u003eNo fuss.\u003cbr data-start=\"968\" data-end=\"971\"\u003eJust vibes.\u003cbr data-start=\"982\" data-end=\"985\"\u003eMinimalist chaos energy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1011\" data-end=\"1189\"\u003eThis card is for the person who hates surprises, parties, and feelings. It’s not trying too hard — in fact, it’s barely trying at all. And that’s exactly what makes it hilarious.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1191\" data-end=\"1194\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"1196\" data-end=\"1219\"\u003e🗂️ What’s the Vibe?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1221\" data-end=\"1401\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1221\" data-end=\"1244\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1223\" data-end=\"1244\"\u003eEmotionally deadpan\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1245\" data-end=\"1296\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1247\" data-end=\"1296\"\u003eInspired by a \u003cem data-start=\"1261\" data-end=\"1294\"\u003ecertain office-themed TV moment\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1297\" data-end=\"1329\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1299\" data-end=\"1329\"\u003eSubtle, genius-level sarcasm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1330\" data-end=\"1401\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1332\" data-end=\"1401\"\u003eFor people who’ve ever taped balloons to a window and called it decor\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1403\" data-end=\"1487\"\u003eThis card says: \u003cem data-start=\"1419\" data-end=\"1487\"\u003e\"I remembered your birthday, okay? What more do you want from me?\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1489\" data-end=\"1492\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"1494\" data-end=\"1513\"\u003e👥 Who’s It For?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1515\" data-end=\"1752\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1515\" data-end=\"1560\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1517\" data-end=\"1560\"\u003eThat friend who quotes sitcoms unprovoked\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1561\" data-end=\"1633\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1563\" data-end=\"1633\"\u003eYour coworker who’s too cool (or too tired) for glitter and confetti\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1634\" data-end=\"1694\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1636\" data-end=\"1694\"\u003eYour sibling with the driest sense of humor known to man\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1695\" data-end=\"1752\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1697\" data-end=\"1752\"\u003eAnyone who has ever said “please don’t make a big deal”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1754\" data-end=\"1811\"\u003eBasically: if they love deadpan humor, this card is \u003cem data-start=\"1806\" data-end=\"1811\"\u003eit.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1813\" data-end=\"1816\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"1818\" data-end=\"1840\"\u003e📏 Product Features\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1842\" data-end=\"2348\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1842\" data-end=\"2001\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1844\" data-end=\"2001\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1844\" data-end=\"1860\"\u003eSize Options\u003c\/strong\u003e:\u003cbr data-start=\"1861\" data-end=\"1864\"\u003e• A6 – Compact and straight to the point\u003cbr data-start=\"1906\" data-end=\"1909\"\u003e• A5 – Classic birthday-card energy\u003cbr data-start=\"1951\" data-end=\"1954\"\u003e• A4 – For when you’re being ironically extra\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2003\" data-end=\"2099\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2005\" data-end=\"2099\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2005\" data-end=\"2026\"\u003ePremium Cardstock\u003c\/strong\u003e:\u003cbr data-start=\"2027\" data-end=\"2030\"\u003eThick, smooth, matte finish.\u003cbr data-start=\"2060\" data-end=\"2063\"\u003eLike your sarcasm — dry and sharp.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2101\" data-end=\"2223\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2103\" data-end=\"2223\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2103\" data-end=\"2119\"\u003eBlank Inside\u003c\/strong\u003e:\u003cbr data-start=\"2120\" data-end=\"2123\"\u003eLeave a touching message… or just write “It still is.”\u003cbr data-start=\"2179\" data-end=\"2182\"\u003eWe’re not here to tell you how to feel.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2225\" data-end=\"2348\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2227\" data-end=\"2348\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2227\" data-end=\"2248\"\u003eEnvelope Included\u003c\/strong\u003e:\u003cbr data-start=\"2249\" data-end=\"2252\"\u003eSo you can send this beauty off in style.\u003cbr data-start=\"2295\" data-end=\"2298\"\u003eOr slide it across a desk with zero eye contact.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2350\" data-end=\"2353\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"2355\" data-end=\"2380\"\u003e🥇 Why This Card Works\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2382\" data-end=\"2605\"\u003eBecause not every birthday needs to be a confetti cannon to the face.\u003cbr data-start=\"2451\" data-end=\"2454\"\u003eSome celebrations call for understatement.\u003cbr data-start=\"2496\" data-end=\"2499\"\u003eSome relationships thrive on quiet chaos.\u003cbr data-start=\"2540\" data-end=\"2543\"\u003eAnd \u003cem data-start=\"2547\" data-end=\"2553\"\u003esome\u003c\/em\u003e people deserve the comedy of low-effort excellence.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2607\" data-end=\"2750\"\u003eThis card is a tribute to \u003cstrong data-start=\"2633\" data-end=\"2660\"\u003eawkward birthday energy\u003c\/strong\u003e, passive-aggressive decorations, and parties where the vibe is “we did the bare minimum.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2752\" data-end=\"2755\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"2757\" data-end=\"2784\"\u003e💌 What to Write Inside:\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"2786\" data-end=\"2978\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2786\" data-end=\"2836\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2788\" data-end=\"2836\"\u003e“This fulfills my obligation. 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