{"product_id":"owl-shit-hoot-larious-ceramic-mug-11-oz","title":"“Owl Shit” – Hoot-Larious Ceramic Mug (11 oz)","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"461\" data-end=\"561\"\u003eMorning brain still snoozing?\u003cbr data-start=\"490\" data-end=\"493\"\u003eGive it a \u003cstrong data-start=\"503\" data-end=\"523\"\u003ehoot-worthy jolt\u003c\/strong\u003e with the mug that greets you bluntly:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cblockquote data-start=\"563\" data-end=\"577\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"565\" data-end=\"577\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"565\" data-end=\"577\"\u003eOWL SHIT\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"579\" data-end=\"670\"\u003eTwo little words.\u003cbr data-start=\"596\" data-end=\"599\"\u003eOne mighty giggle.\u003cbr data-start=\"617\" data-end=\"620\"\u003eCaffeine hits harder when your cup’s got attitude.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"672\" data-end=\"675\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"677\" data-end=\"720\"\u003e5 reasons this mug flies above the rest\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003col data-start=\"722\" data-end=\"1391\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"722\" data-end=\"865\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"725\" data-end=\"865\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"725\" data-end=\"752\"\u003eFeather-ruffling humour\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"752\" data-end=\"755\"\u003eThe bold typographic design turns an everyday swear into a wise-cracking owl pun. Kitchen banter? Sorted.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"867\" data-end=\"1005\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"870\" data-end=\"1005\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"870\" data-end=\"891\"\u003eJust-right volume\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"891\" data-end=\"894\"\u003e11 oz \/ 340 ml—the perch of perfection for espresso-heavy flat whites, builder’s brews or a cheeky hot choc.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1007\" data-end=\"1149\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1010\" data-end=\"1149\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1010\" data-end=\"1035\"\u003eBuilt like a barn-owl\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1035\" data-end=\"1038\"\u003eKiln-fired ceramic finished in high-gloss glaze. Colours stay bright, language stays loud, wash after wash.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1151\" data-end=\"1277\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1154\" data-end=\"1277\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1154\" data-end=\"1185\"\u003eMicrowave \u0026amp; dishwasher safe\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1185\" data-end=\"1188\"\u003eBecause life’s too short to hand-wash the potty-mouthed crockery (top-rack preferred).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1279\" data-end=\"1391\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1282\" data-end=\"1391\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1282\" data-end=\"1311\"\u003eSafety first, sass second\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1311\" data-end=\"1314\"\u003eLead-free. BPA-free. 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packing\u003c\/strong\u003e 1 – 3 working days\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2378\" data-end=\"2442\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2380\" data-end=\"2442\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2380\" data-end=\"2395\"\u003eUK delivery\u003c\/strong\u003e Royal Mail 48 h – usually 2 – 5 working days\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2443\" data-end=\"2505\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2445\" data-end=\"2505\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2445\" data-end=\"2462\"\u003eRest of world\u003c\/strong\u003e 7 – 14 working days (customs permitting)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2507\" data-end=\"2572\"\u003eTracking lands in your inbox faster than an owl on a field mouse.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2574\" data-end=\"2577\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"2579\" data-end=\"2621\"\u003e🔄 Easy returns \u0026amp; owl-standing support\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2623\" data-end=\"2772\"\u003eReceived a cracked beak? Wrong design?\u003cbr data-start=\"2662\" data-end=\"2665\"\u003eEmail \u003cstrong data-start=\"2671\" data-end=\"2691\"\u003e\u003ca data-start=\"2673\" data-end=\"2689\" class=\"cursor-pointer\" rel=\"noopener\"\u003ehello@keolix.com\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e within 7 days of arrival.\u003cbr data-start=\"2717\" data-end=\"2720\"\u003ePicture evidence = replacement or refund, no faff.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2774\" data-end=\"2882\"\u003eChanged your mind? Send the mug back unused within 14 days.\u003cbr data-start=\"2834\" data-end=\"2837\"\u003eYou cover return postage unless we messed up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2884\" data-end=\"2887\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"2889\" data-end=\"2903\"\u003e❓ Mini FAQ\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2905\" data-end=\"2996\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2905\" data-end=\"2941\"\u003eIs the swear word on both sides?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"2941\" data-end=\"2944\"\u003eYes—ambidextrous obscenity for lefties and righties.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2998\" data-end=\"3086\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2998\" data-end=\"3043\"\u003eWill the glaze survive daily microwaving?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"3043\" data-end=\"3046\"\u003eAbsolutely. This owl can take the heat.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3088\" data-end=\"3196\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"3088\" data-end=\"3109\"\u003eGift-wrap option?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"3109\" data-end=\"3112\"\u003eTick “gift wrapping” at checkout—kraft paper, twine bow, owl-shaped tag. 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