{"product_id":"world-s-grumpiest-dad-card-funny-father-s-day-greeting","title":"World’s Grumpiest Dad Card – Funny Father’s Day Greeting","description":"\u003ch3 data-start=\"843\" data-end=\"897\"\u003e🐻 World’s Grumpiest Dad... And We Love Him For It\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"899\" data-end=\"1055\"\u003eYou know the type. Crossed arms. Permanent scowl. Mutters under his breath when the remote’s missing.\u003cbr data-start=\"1000\" data-end=\"1003\"\u003eBut he’s \u003cstrong data-start=\"1012\" data-end=\"1020\"\u003eyour\u003c\/strong\u003e grump—and this card? It’s for him.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1057\" data-end=\"1402\"\u003eMeet our \u003cem data-start=\"1066\" data-end=\"1089\"\u003eWorld’s Grumpiest Dad\u003c\/em\u003e card, the ultimate tribute to every lovable curmudgeon who complains about birthdays but still expects a card (and maybe a bacon sandwich). Featuring an adorably grumpy cartoon bear that looks suspiciously like someone you know, this card is the perfect way to say:\u003cbr data-start=\"1355\" data-end=\"1358\"\u003e\u003cem data-start=\"1358\" data-end=\"1402\"\u003e\"Yes, you’re grumpy. But you’re MY grump.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1404\" data-end=\"1407\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1409\" data-end=\"1444\"\u003e🤎 Why This Hits Different\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1446\" data-end=\"1619\"\u003eLet’s be real—Dad doesn’t want a mushy card with roses and poetry.\u003cbr data-start=\"1512\" data-end=\"1515\"\u003eHe wants something that makes him grunt, smirk, and then keep it on his nightstand for the next 6 years.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1621\" data-end=\"1780\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1621\" data-end=\"1666\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1623\" data-end=\"1666\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1623\" data-end=\"1664\"\u003eIt’s emotional—but in a Dad-safe way.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1667\" data-end=\"1709\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1669\" data-end=\"1709\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1669\" data-end=\"1707\"\u003eIt’s funny—but still affectionate.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1710\" data-end=\"1780\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1712\" data-end=\"1780\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1712\" data-end=\"1780\"\u003eIt’s you saying, “I see you,” without using the word “feelings.”\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1782\" data-end=\"1785\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1787\" data-end=\"1810\"\u003e🧸 When to Gift It:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1812\" data-end=\"2004\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1812\" data-end=\"1850\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1814\" data-end=\"1850\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1814\" data-end=\"1830\"\u003eFather’s Day\u003c\/strong\u003e – Obvious winner.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1851\" data-end=\"1900\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1853\" data-end=\"1900\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1853\" data-end=\"1865\"\u003eBirthday\u003c\/strong\u003e – When socks just aren’t enough.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1901\" data-end=\"2004\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1903\" data-end=\"2004\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1903\" data-end=\"1942\"\u003eRandom Day You Forgot to Say Thanks\u003c\/strong\u003e – Perfect “just because you’re a loveable old grouch” moment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2006\" data-end=\"2163\"\u003eWhether you're Dad’s little girl, favourite son (shh, don’t tell the others), or the one he secretly likes most because you bring snacks, this card is a hit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2165\" data-end=\"2168\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"2170\" data-end=\"2199\"\u003e📏 Choose Your Card Size:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"2201\" data-end=\"2446\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2201\" data-end=\"2293\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2203\" data-end=\"2293\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2203\" data-end=\"2223\"\u003eA6 (4.1\" x 5.8\")\u003c\/strong\u003e – Small, but mighty (just like Dad’s temper when the Wi-Fi’s slow).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2294\" data-end=\"2371\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2296\" data-end=\"2371\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eA5\u003c\/b\u003e– Our bestselling size. Display-worthy and envelope-friendly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2372\" data-end=\"2446\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2374\" data-end=\"2446\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2374\" data-end=\"2394\"\u003eA4 \u003c\/strong\u003e– Go big if you’re writing a novel, poem, or roast.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2448\" data-end=\"2451\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"2453\" data-end=\"2481\"\u003e✍️ Inside: Blank \u0026amp; Ready\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2483\" data-end=\"2506\"\u003eWhether you’re writing:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"2507\" data-end=\"2641\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2507\" data-end=\"2556\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2509\" data-end=\"2556\"\u003e“Thanks for yelling at the TV instead of me.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2557\" data-end=\"2604\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2559\" data-end=\"2604\"\u003e“You’re not just grumpy, you’re MY grumpy.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2605\" data-end=\"2641\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2607\" data-end=\"2641\"\u003e“Still terrifying. Still loved.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2643\" data-end=\"2716\"\u003e...or something soppy you’d never say out loud, this card gives you room.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2718\" data-end=\"2721\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"2723\" data-end=\"2741\"\u003e📦 Card Specs:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"2743\" data-end=\"2935\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2743\" data-end=\"2783\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2745\" data-end=\"2783\"\u003ePrinted on sturdy, premium cardstock\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2784\" data-end=\"2829\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2786\" data-end=\"2829\"\u003eGlossy finish to make the grumpy bear pop\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2830\" data-end=\"2873\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2832\" data-end=\"2873\"\u003eBlank inside so you can tailor the sass\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2874\" data-end=\"2935\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2876\" data-end=\"2935\"\u003eComes with a matching envelope (no awkward size mismatches)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2937\" data-end=\"2940\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"2942\" data-end=\"2967\"\u003e🔁 Shipping \u0026amp; Returns\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"2969\" data-end=\"3082\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2969\" data-end=\"3004\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2971\" data-end=\"3004\"\u003eDispatched in 1–3 business days\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3005\" data-end=\"3038\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3007\" data-end=\"3038\"\u003eUK delivery: 2–5 working days\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3039\" data-end=\"3082\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3041\" data-end=\"3082\"\u003eInternational delivery: 7–14 working days\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3084\" data-end=\"3179\"\u003e📬 \u003cstrong data-start=\"3087\" data-end=\"3106\"\u003eTracked orders:\u003c\/strong\u003e Use your confirmation email to track your package like the boss you are.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3181\" data-end=\"3285\"\u003e📸 \u003cstrong data-start=\"3184\" data-end=\"3210\"\u003eDamaged or wrong item?\u003c\/strong\u003e Email us within 7 days with a photo — we’ll replace it or refund you fast.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3287\" data-end=\"3435\"\u003e📦 \u003cstrong data-start=\"3290\" data-end=\"3302\"\u003eReturns:\u003c\/strong\u003e Accepted within 14 days on non-personalized items. 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