“Owl Shit” – Hoot-Larious Ceramic Mug (11 oz)

Morning brain still snoozing?
Give it a hoot-worthy jolt with the mug that greets you bluntly:

OWL SHIT

Two little words.
One mighty giggle.
Caffeine hits harder when your cup’s got attitude.

5 reasons this mug flies above the rest

1. Feather-ruffling humour
   The bold typographic design turns an everyday swear into a wise-cracking owl pun. Kitchen banter? Sorted.

2. Just-right volume
   11 oz / 340 ml—the perch of perfection for espresso-heavy flat whites, builder’s brews or a cheeky hot choc.

3. Built like a barn-owl
   Kiln-fired ceramic finished in high-gloss glaze. Colours stay bright, language stays loud, wash after wash.

4. Microwave & dishwasher safe
   Because life’s too short to hand-wash the potty-mouthed crockery (top-rack preferred).

5. Safety first, sass second
   Lead-free. BPA-free. The only thing mildly toxic is the sense of humour.

🎁 Who will love this mug?

• Desk warriors – perfect antidote to corporate jargon.

• Night-owls – the ones who need warning labels before 9 a.m.

• Secret-Santa legends – under-£10, guaranteed cackle.

• Collectors of rude mugs – another gem for the profanity parade.

📏 Quick-fire specs

🌍 Print-on-demand = guilt-free giggles

We press your design only when you click Add to Cart.
No dead stock, less landfill, lighter carbon footprint.
Shipped in recyclable cardboard, cushioned with paper—not plastic.

🚚 Shipping (UK time-frames)

• Printing & packing 1 – 3 working days

• UK delivery Royal Mail 48 h – usually 2 – 5 working days

• Rest of world 7 – 14 working days (customs permitting)

Tracking lands in your inbox faster than an owl on a field mouse.

🔄 Easy returns & owl-standing support

Received a cracked beak? Wrong design?
Email hello@keolix.com within 7 days of arrival.
Picture evidence = replacement or refund, no faff.

Changed your mind? Send the mug back unused within 14 days.
You cover return postage unless we messed up.

❓ Mini FAQ

Is the swear word on both sides?
Yes—ambidextrous obscenity for lefties and righties.

Will the glaze survive daily microwaving?
Absolutely. This owl can take the heat.

Gift-wrap option?
Tick “gift wrapping” at checkout—kraft paper, twine bow, owl-shaped tag. Hoot-iful.

🌟 Final hoot

Coffee tastes better when your mug speaks its mind.
So ruffle some feathers, embrace the cheek, and let the “Owl Shit” mug remind everyone that mornings are a load of owl-excrement—until caffeine (and comedy) swoops in.

Hit Add to Cart and start every day with a wise-crack and a wicked grin