You're Mine – Funny Pixel Shovel Romantic Greeting Card

🪓 "You're Mine" – Romantic? Yes. Subtle? Never.

Let’s be real — sometimes love isn’t all soft whispers and rose petals. Sometimes it’s claiming your person like a pixelated badass with a shovel. Enter the "You’re Mine" card: sweet, assertive, and a little bit territorial (in the cutest way possible).

Perfect for the one who gives you butterflies and knows your Minecraft login.

💌 What’s the Vibe?

• It’s giving 'cute but dominant' energy

• It says “you’re mine” in the most affectionate, playful way

• It’s romantic with a smirk, nostalgic with an edge

This isn’t just a card. It’s a declaration. With pixels.

👾 Who Is This Card For?

• Your partner who steals your fries and your heart

• Your gamer babe who digs deep (emotionally and literally)

• Your crush who needs a not-so-subtle hint

• Or just… your soulmate, okay? Stop overthinking it.

This is the card that says: you’re mine, and I love it here.

✨ Card Sizing Options:

• A6 (4.1" x 5.8") – Pocket-sized passion. Perfect for sweet surprises.

• A5– Classic size with big heart energy.

• A4 – For when you’ve got a lot to say (or just really want to make a point).

All sizes come with a matching envelope, ready for your dramatic hand delivery or romantic mailbox ambush.

🖨️ Card Details that Slay:

• Printed on high-quality, luxe cardstock

• Vibrant colours, crispy pixels — because your love deserves full HD

• Blank inside so you can go soft, go spicy, or go full chaotic confession

• Pixelated shovel artwork that screams adorably assertive affection

✍️ What to Write Inside this card?

Need inspo?

• “You’ve been officially claimed. No refunds.”

• “I’d dig 100 holes for you. But I’d prefer to dig into your heart.”

• “You’re mine. No take-backs.”

(Or go rogue and doodle a pixel heart — we’re not judging.)

🥹 Bonus: It’s a Fridge-Worthy Flex

This card’s too cute to toss. Stick it on a wall, desk, or bedside. Let it serve as a daily reminder that someone out there digs you hard.

🚚 Card Shipping & Returns

Processing Time: 1–3 business days
UK Delivery: 2–5 business days
International Delivery: 7–14 business days (customs may delay slightly)

Returns & Refunds
• Not happy? Email us within 7 days of delivery (pic included if damaged!)
• UK orders considered lost after 14 days. International after 30 days.
• We offer returns for non-personalized items within 14 days.
• Buyer covers return shipping (unless we messed up — then it’s on us).
• Refunds go back to the original payment method once we receive the item.